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Privacy policy, short version:

This site doesn't track you. There's nothing to configure, nothing to opt out of, and no consent banner — because there's nothing to consent to.

What this site collects

Nothing.

  • No cookies are set by this site
  • No analytics scripts run — nobody is counting your visit, including me
  • No ads, no ad networks, no personalized anything
  • No fingerprinting, no pixel trackers, no third-party embeds
  • No forms, so nothing you type here goes anywhere

What the terminal stores

The homepage console keeps one value in your browser's own session storage: a flag saying you've already seen the boot animation, so it doesn't replay on every page. It never leaves your browser and disappears when you close the tab. That's the entire extent of storage on your device.

About external links

Links out (like GitHub) follow those platforms' own policies once you click through. This site loads zero third-party scripts, so nothing here announces your visit to anybody.

Why so minimal

Because a local-first philosophy that turns around and plants trackers on its own portfolio would be embarrassing. The site practices what the workshop preaches: it's static files served from static hosting, there's no backend to log anything, and the author couldn't surveil visitors if he wanted to. He doesn't.

// changelog

August 2026 — rewritten for v2 of the site. The previous policy described analytics and ad frameworks that were never actually installed; it was boilerplate inherited at launch and has been deleted rather than honored.